Friday, March 25, 2005

Stranger in a Strange Land

So Jesus arrives in Washington, our nation's capitol. He's pretty impressed with what they've done with Union Station. He goes over to Arlington National cemetery to see the Faces of the Fallen exhibit. He takes the Metro back over to the Capitol. Sees lots of big, SUVs with yellow ribbons on them. Passes a few homeless people begging for change. The usual tourist stuff.

He meets up with President Bush.

President Bush: Hey, you know I'm born again.

Jesus: That's great. What have you been doing with yourself?

PB: You know, little of this, little of that. You'd be proud,though, I came back from vacation to save a dying girl.

Jesus: Wow, stellar. What about the baby in Houston?

PB: uh

Jesus: I went and saw the Faces of the Fallen, have you been?

PB: No, been meaning too, busy schedule.

Jesus: Right, I understand. I'm a little confused by the war you started. Help me out here, what were you thinking?

PB: Freedom on the march, democracyJesus: What about freedom for Darfur?

PB: Well, we, the thing is, well, we, I mean Secretary of State Powell said it didn't meet the legal definition of genocide, then he, I mean we, well we thought it did...nice shoes by the way.

Jesus: Flip flops in winter are a fashion choice.

PB: So anyway, the damn, ooh, sorry, the French want to help out but they, well, they want to use this whole International Criminal Court and we, uh, we don't like it.

Jesus: Mmmmkay, we'll let that slide for now. Why don't you tell me your Social Security Plan.

PB: I don't really have a plan, more of an idea.

Jesus: We really liked the New Deal where I come from.

PB: Yeah, yeah, I'm sure, yeah, but we want an ownership society. Folks that own things take care of them, yeah....

Jesus: I see where you're going but I'm sure, since you've been born again, you want to take care of the poor.

PB: You bet, we, I, us, ownership society will help the poor, see?

Jesus: I'm not really clear on that. Let's talk Gay Marriage and your constitutional amendment.

PB: Wow, you know your US history.

Jesus: I pay attention.

PB: Well the bible says..Jesus: I apologize for interrupting but I hope you're not going Old testament here.

PB: Leviticus says

Jesus: I know, I know. But let me point something out to you, though I try to be humble, the calendar is based on my birth. Do you call yourself a Leviticusian?

PB: um

Jesus: Maybe you can work on it...you could start by attending a funeral of a service man or woman, either is fine. Get out of Iraq, raise the minimum wage, forget the whole Social Security thing, lose the tax cuts for the rich, honor all people regardless of color, creed, sex or orientation, take care of the environment, stop torturing people

PB Wait wait, you can't be serious. I'm born again, I believe in you. I'll lose my base.

Jesus: OK, I've gotta go, I wanted to catch Ted Kennedy before he leaves town.

PB: Wait, it's Easter, why don't you come over and hunt eggs with the kids?

Jesus: Thanks for the invite but I'm rising on Sunday so I'll be pretty busy. I'm also going out to Minnesota to sooth some souls there.

PB: Yeah, they must be pretty upset

Jesus: It's a sad situation

PB: No teams in the Tournament this year, that's tough

Jesus: I've really gotta run...looks like snow, crazy weather for March, shame about the global warming.

Wednesday, March 23, 2005

the culture of life

1. The culture of LIFE means healthcare for all.

2. The culture of LIFE means strong, consistent gun control.

3. The culture of LIFE means wars of choice do not happen.

4. The culture of LIFE means the elderly are always honored.

5. The culture of LIFE means that Vets are always treated with respect and honor.

6. The culture of LIFE means teenagers are told the truth about human sexuality.

7. The culture if LIFE means there is no death penalty.

8. The culture of LIFE means all couples are respected and given the rights of every other couple.

What's Going On

OK, I don't get it.

I was over on another site and the discussion was gay marriage.

Why does anyone care if gay people get married? What impact does it have on a marriage between a man and a woman? It seems that we straight people do a fine job of screwing up marriage by ourselves. Why do we feel threatened by someone else wanting to be in a committed relationship? Why is it any of our business?

I'm reading God's Politics. It has inspired me to read the bible, but only Jesus' words. Growing up Catholic we really didn't think it was necessary to read the bible. So far he's said nothing about gay people getting married. He has said no divorce unless the woman is cheating and if anyone marries someone who is divorced they are committing adultery. Uh oh, I know some people who are in trouble.

Jesus does talk an awful lot about taking care of the poor, loving thy neighbor, not being afraid. How are we doing with that? Cuts to Medicaid, tax cuts for the wealthiest 1%, the bankruptcy bill, no minimum wage increase, Ms. Coulter calling Ms. Thomas an "old Arab"; color coded terrorist alerts. Not so well.

Judge not less ye be judged.

We might want to work on that.

Monday, March 21, 2005

rust

The Golden Gate Bridge is painted every year. Not because rust has necessarily begun - but because the state of California knows that rust exists. Rust is corrosive and would affect the integrity of the bridge.

There is corrosion over taking the federal government of the United States. It may seem counter intuitive since the government is run by a conservative majority in all 3 branches.
To be conservative used to mean you believed that much, if not all, of the status quo should be conserved. Change should come slow, if at all, and established values override the need or desire for change.

This is no longer the case. The congress and President decided that 240 years of Federalism could and should be thrown over board. A law was passed specifically with one person in mind, that over rides all precedent established regarding states rights. Though the law was written for one person – it establishes the possibility that congress and the President can – and should – intervene on local and state matters when they believe it is needed for any reason. When this has happened in the past it was because a national constitutional matter was involved. This was not the case here.

The Terry Shiavo case was litigated within the proper jurisdiction. Then the “conservatives” decided unilaterally that they did not like the outcome.

I believe this was a political move. But it doesn’t matter why they intervened. What matters is that they did. The bell has been rung. What will be the next local or state issue to be made into a federal case over night? Now it can be done.

Previously a conservative Federal court intervened on a vote recount in Florida.

Previously a conservative administration threw out hundreds of years of precedent in order to take the country to a “pre-emptive” war against a country that did not and could not have attacked us.

Conservatism is no longer conservative in this country. It is activist. It is determined to upend tradition. It is corrosive to American values.

Sunday, March 20, 2005

The Fat Lady

Of all the wonders I have yet heard,
It seems to me most strange that men should fear,
Seeing that death, a necessary end,
Will come when it will come

Julius Caesar, Act 2 Scene 2

Be not afraid

Jesus

I've deliberately stayed away from any news today. Fortunately I've had a little something called TOURNAMENT TIME to watch instead.

I saw a bit of a show with the usual suspects talking about Ms. Schiavo. Not one of them had any facts. I read the report prepared for Jeb Bush by Jay Wolfson, the Guardian Ad Litem, and I wondered why didn't any of these shows have Mr. Wolfson on their program? He was interviewed by my local paper, obviously he's not in hiding. Or could any of the talking heads taken the time to read the report? I suppose not. We certainly cannot let facts get in the way of feelings.

I posted The Orlando Sentinel article referenced in my previous post on a site and was called cold and heartless. The truth is like that. It's not a warm, fuzzy puppy or a friend telling you that you don't look fat in that outfit. It's a light that illuminates the darkest corners and reveals things we don't always want to see.

I'm ahead in my pool. There's that.

Saturday, March 19, 2005

March Madness

Let me go on record - March is my favorite month. I love the NCAA tournament, St. Patrick's Day, my friend John's birthday and it's spring in Orlando.

March 2005 will go down as a truly insane month.

Let's just recap, shall we?

  1. Terry Schiavo. Both the United States Senate and the House of Representatives decided they had to get involved in this one. It's contrary to what Republicans are supposed to stand for on a number of levels - State's Rights and the Sanctity of marriage. Congressman Delay (not exactly a barometer of morality) suggested that Michael Schiavo should divorce his wife and let her parents take care of her. Senator Bill Frist wants to bring her in for questioning. Senator Frist, as you know, is a physician who says that you can get AIDS from tears; if this man is your doctor, RUN. What will he ask her? Where has Osama bin hiding? Where are the WMD? Watching the "news" last night there is so much misinformation out there it is frightening. Please go here to get some facts. It's an article from The Orlando Sentinel and includes the report from the Guardian Ad Litem.
    From the report: "Testimony provided by members of the Schindler family included very personal statements about their desire and intention to ensure that Theresa remain alive . . . at any and all costs. Nearly gruesome examples were given, eliciting agreement by family members that in the event Theresa should contract diabetes and subsequent gangrene in each of her limbs, they would agree to amputate each limb and would then, were she to be diagnosed with heart disease, perform open-heart surgery. Within the testimony, as part of the hypothetical presented, Schindler family members stated that even if Theresa had told them of her intention to have artificial nutrition withdrawn, they would not do it."Wolfson told me that when Michael heard this, he said: "That's it. I'm never going to let that happen to her."
  2. Jeff Guckert. Representative F. James Sensebrenner, the committee Chairman of the Judiciary Committee made sure that there would be NO investigation as to how a prostitute working for an online blog called GOPUSA, managed to get into the White House on a series of day passes. Nor was the Honorable Sensebrenner interested in how the same "fake" reporter managed to have access to a confidential memo on a CIA agent. No, Mr. Sensebrenner thought it better that the White House investigate itself. He did, however, think it was important for the House Republicans to weigh in on our number one Terry Schiavo to create a law to protect her.
  3. C-Span. They had scheduled a show on Deborah Lipstadt's new book History on Trial about her fight against a Holocaust denier that she WON in a British court. C-Span thought it would be a good idea to give equal time to the Holocaust denier for BALANCE. There's a great article by Richard Cohan in The Washington Post:
You will not be seeing Deborah Lipstadt on C-SPAN. The Holocaust scholar at Emory University has a new book out ("History on Trial"), and an upcoming lecture of hers at Harvard was scheduled to be televised on the public affairs cable outlet. The book is about a libel case brought against her in Britain by David Irving, a Holocaust denier, trivializer and prevaricator who is, by solemn ruling of the very court that heard his lawsuit, "anti-Semitic and racist." No matter. C-SPAN wanted Irving to "balance" Lipstadt.

4. Our "friends" in Pakistan just tested a long range nuclear missile. No need for concern.

World News]: Islamabad, March 19 : Pakistan Saturday carried out a successful test
firing of its nuclear-capable long-range surface-to-surface missile Shaheen-2 also known as Hatf VI, an official statement said.This missile system, which incorporates an advanced two-stage solid motor technology, can carry all types of conventional and nuclear warheads to a range of 2,000 kilometers, it said.

On our little blog you can read about the other crazy things that happened so far this month, Paul Wolfowitz, James Bolton, No raise in minimum wage, China controlling our interest rates and owning our deficit, the Bankruptcy Bill that even Lou Dobbs called an "assault on the middle class. Go over to Americablog.org to check out the story of the San Diego bishop who said that a man who owned gay bars cannot be buried with a Catholic funeral. You'll be gratified to know that the same bishop has paid off men who were abused when they were children by priests.

I wrote an email to Mr. Cohan about his story sited above:

Thank you. Perhaps I'm old fashioned but I believe a reporter's job is not just to report what someone says but to refute it if is a lie with the facts. Not to offer "balance" to liars.

I said on a previous post that if you're not angry you haven't been paying attention. I now wonder if you don't question your sanity because nothing makes sense anymore you haven't been paying attention.

Ah, the Madness that is March.

Friday, March 18, 2005

new laws

With the loons running the show in DC passing laws that undermine us all while no one is looking - I came across a new set of laws, courtesy of Jay in Los Angeles that I think we can all support:

Jay's New Laws:

These laws should make our world run more smoothly.

1) We must incarcerate straight men who use the word 'fabulous'. It's too confusing.

2) Elected officials must pose for photographs naked, having sex with prostitutes of both genders, before they take office. This will save time and scandal later.

3) News anchors must ingest at least one mood elevating substance an hour before each broadcast. They must also sleep in the streets.

4) All evidence that Rupert Murdoch ever existed must be destroyed and never mentioned again. This includes Fox, at least 100 newspapers and Rupert Murdoch.

5) It must not be considered 'assault' to pulverize any person for the use of the word 'bored' or any derivative thereof.

Here Here!

Call your representatives.
And remember if you aren't angry you aren't paying attention.

Wednesday, March 16, 2005

The elderly can lose their homes if they can't pay Mastercard.

Medical costs are no excuse for bankruptcy

A new revenue stream for Wall Street funnneled off the tax base is more important than security for Seniors.

The impending collapse of Medicare is not a concern.

Gannon in the White House is not to be investigated.

The national wildlife preserve in Alaska is open to oil companies - we will get 6 months worth of oil out of it - after it is over run with oil workers.

The Chinese now control American interest rates.

The Government of George W. Bush is getting what ever it wants. THe Democrats have no power to block any of it. THe media has signed on for this destruction because they agree or they think we don't want to know. They have largely been proven right so far. There is little to stop this from continuing. W. and his stooges in Congress rely on apathy.

If You're Not Angry You Haven't Been Paying Attention

I swear you can't make this shit up.


Republicans forced through a series of rules changes over the winter that required a bipartisan vote before any future investigation can proceed. At the same time, they appointed new members, some of whom have contributed to the majority leader's legal defense fund.

Democrats argued that those steps amounted to an attempt to protect DeLay from future investigations.They forced a vote on the House floor during the day on a call for a bipartisan panel that could propose new rules that "restore public confidence in the ethics process.''

Republicans defeated it, 223-194

I guess we won't be restoring public confidence in the ethics process anytime soon. Over in the House Judiciary Committee today, Congressman Congers authored a bill that would have opened a House investigation into the Guckert/Gannon scandal. I know you'll be shocked, but the Republicans defeated it 21 - 10.

I really think at this point they just don't care anymore. And really, why should they? They own all three branches of government and the press as the Fourth Estate is no more. Bush wants to appoint Bolton as our ambassador to the UN. The man who said the building would be fine it if lost ten floors. Paul Wolfowitz to the World Bank. How much money is missing in Iraq? Wasn't it $8 billion? My all time favorite is the Halliburton:

So the Houston-based contractor charged the Pentagon $27.5 million to ship $82,100 worth of cooking and heating fuel.

You are not reading this wrong - $27,500,00 to ship $82,100. I normally go with FedEx but what do I know?

Meanwhile, the House hearings on Steroid Use in Baseball starts tomorrow.

I'm so glad they have their priorities straight.

Eat at Mel's

In one week this is what my Senator, Mel Martinez, voted against:

S.Amdt. 147 to to S.Con.Res. 18 (Appropriations resolution FY2006, Budget )
Statement of Purpose: To protect the American people from terrorist attacks by providing the necessary resources to our firefighters, police, EMS workers and other first-responders by restoring $1,626 billion in cuts to first-responder programs.


Number: S.Amdt. 145 to to S.Con.Res. 18 (Appropriations resolution FY2006, Budget)
Statement of Purpose: To express the sense of the Senate that Congress should reject any Social Security plan that requires deep benefit cuts or a massive increase in debt.

Number: S.Amdt. 143 to to S.Con.Res. 18 (Appropriations resolution FY2006, Budget)
Statement of Purpose: To restore funding for education programs that are cut and reduce debt by closing corporate tax loopholes.

Number: S.Amdt. 70 to to S. 256 (Bankruptcy Abuse Prevention and Consumer Protection Act of 2005)
Statement of Purpose: To exempt debtors whose financial problems were caused by failure to receive alimony or child support, or both, from means testing.

He voted against this as well, because this would have been something I actually approved of:

Number: S.Amdt. 168 to to S.Con.Res. 18 (Appropriations resolution FY2006, Budget )
Statement of Purpose: To strike section 201(a)(4) relative to the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge.

Because it's obviously so important the we drill in Alaska -


Drilling in the Arctic Refuge can't make even a small dent in meeting America's energy needs. U.S. Geological Survey scientists estimate that there is very likely only enough oil to supply America's needs for six months. And oil companies admit that, even that, won't be available for at least 10 years.
Even if you're not an environmentalist does this make any sense? Won't be available for 10 years? Six month supply? Where will they go next? They won't need any parkas when they start drilling on Florida's coast.

My Mister Mel, he says to us - too bad about first responders getting their budget cut, really sorry about you're ex not paying child support but don't even think about filing for bankruptcy. And you really didn't expect me to close tax loop holes for corporations did you? Come on, who's going to pay for my next campaign? But trashing a fragile, formerly protected environment? He's going for it.

Oh, and don't think my Congressman, Ric Keller, isn't equally as fabulous. He voted in a Judiciary Committee meeting to shut down an amendment to the Bankruptcy bill that would have protected people who are paying more that 50% in interest. 50%. Good to know he's on Guido the loan shark's side.

Tuesday, March 15, 2005

POST THIS!

Christian Goon Squads (with apologies to Jesus) all over the place want the Ten Comandments posted in various govenment buildings. See, the percieved moral decline of America is NOT about lying in order to go to war, it is NOT about attacking the middle class while it sleeps (try and declare bankruptcy now, SUCKERS!), it's NOT about making the end of the environment safe for oil cartels, it's NOT about ripping holes in the social compact we have with the retired. No none of that is contributing to the decline of America. See the 10 commandments are not posted in traffic court. And so we are a nation lost.

Meanwhile in another part of the Bible another fellow also known as God to many says:

Blessed are the poor in spirit: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. (Verse 3)
Blessed are the meek: for they shall possess the land. (Verse 4)
Blessed are they who mourn: for they shall be comforted. (Verse 5)
Blessed are they that hunger and thirst after justice: for they shall have their fill. (Verse 6)
Blessed are the merciful: for they shall obtain mercy. (Verse 7)
Blessed are the clean of heart: for they shall see God. (Verse 8)
Blessed are the peacemakers: for they shall be called the children of God. (Verse 9)
Blessed are they that suffer persecution for justice' sake, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. (Verse 10)

That is some crazy ass LIBERAL talk!

I know, I know - sounds like Bobby Kennedy or Richard Gere invoking the Dali Lama. But it's not some nutty liberal in Hollywood. It's Jesus. The one they can't stop crediting with their bad behavior. I wish they would follow those rules. I wish they would follow the man who "saved" them. POST THAT in every right wing chat room!

We liberals take a lot of crap from the religious Wrong. As a nod to all of us let me say - we are following those OTHER rules - every day on blogs, in marches, in writing letters, and making donations, whenever we do anything to stand up against the greed cabal. We liberals are the ones with Christian values. Or Jesus's values if you don;t like the word "christian". Every time you are told you are not moral - send the SOBs those eight suggestions.

Social Distortion Part Deux

Sitting on the couch on a lazy Monday night, flipping through the channels I caught part of The O'Reilly Factor. Between retchings I heard this:

"The president gets everybody interested in it (social security), engaged in it as it moves up the hit parade, probably now to the No. 1 domestic issue. In the meantime, we are moving right along here in Congress," said Sen. Mitch McConnell, R-Ky., the Senate majority whip.

Already, the president has signed the class-action reform (search) law, making it tougher for trial attorneys to file suits against businesses. The Senate has passed a bankruptcy bill (search) that gives credit card companies new powers to collect overdue debt. Congress is also about to approve oil drilling in Alaska's remote Arctic National Wildlife Refuge


Let me say right of the bat that Senator McConnell has no lips. And boy oh boy is he swarmy. He was so pleased with himself. It was quite a "gotcha" moment. Sure, pay attention to Social Security, meanwhile, back on the ranch, we're doing quite a screwing.

A little drilling it the Arctic Wildlife Preserve...leads to a little drilling off the coast of Florida. God forbid we actually try conservation.

Even more frightening is this from TBR News.
The concern here is the PRC. They have been annoyed with Bush for his clumsy and arrogant behavior towards not only them but just about everyone else. Bush is pig-headed and totally devoid of any diplomatic skills. Rice in narrow-minded and clever but inflexible. The problem is that the PRC has always believed that Taiwan was a part of China and must eventually be reunited. This does not sit well with the people of Taiwan and there has been ongoing tension. To show how clever he was, Bush sent US naval units to the area last year and in essence stuck his tongue out at the mainland Chinese. Now, Beijing has retaliated. They have warned Bush, through the DoS that they would no longer tolerate any interference by the Bush Administration in their problems with Taiwan and they went on to demand, not request, that Bush back off.

He was told, again, not asked, that if he did not make a public statement to the effect that the United States believed that the problems between the two entities could be solved between them and wished to remain strictly neutral, they would retaliate against the US. In other worse, if Beijing decided to invade Taiwan, which they are now seriously planning, Bush would have to butt out and stay out. Their threat? Clever. If he keeps up his current nose-thumbing at Beijing, they will repeg their currency and dump all of their US treasury holdings on the market and never again buy any US paper.

OK, I don't know if it's true but boy is it distressing. A new depression with a twist. How much credit card debt do you have? Is your car paid off? If you've answered no to either of these questions you are in trouble, my friend. It's interesting that the Senate just passed the bankruptcy bill when a big red crisis could be looming.

Monday, March 14, 2005

Win one for the Skipper

I read this post on Crooks and Liars. Hat's off to Skipper for the post which I just copied and pasted:

Do your part to make sure that the Gannon/Guckert story -- and, most importantly, the Bush administration's massive propaganda effort -- gets the media attention it deserves:

1) Sign up to receive Keith Olbermann's daily newsletter -- this will show the "big bosses" at MSNBC that Keith's got a big following among the "hoi polloi" out here who care about the truth (when everybody else was too chicken, Olbermann was giving a lot of airtime to the Gannon/Guckert story) http://www.msnbc.com/tools/newst...ilExtra.asp? n...
(go down to second box "MSNBC Text Only newsletters", check 2nd box from the bottom, go to the bottom of the page and type your e-mail and then hit "submit" -- only takes a minute).

2) Send a quick e-mail to Dotty Lynch, who wrote a great piece at CBS.com called, "Rove-Gannon Connection". The more good feedback CBS gets, the more they'll run with the story: PoliticalPoints@cbsnews.com Her article:http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2...opinion/ lynch...

3) E-mail Frank Rich's NYT article -- it's the best piece yet on how the Gannon story is one piece in the Bush administration's giant propaganda effort. Rich's article being on top of the Time's "Most e-mailed list" will help get it the attention it deserves: E-mail to a friend (or even just yourself -- I think the site lets you do that). http://www.nytimes.com/2005/02/2...rts/ 20rich.html ?(See box at right for e-mailing feature)

4) Send a quick e-mail to Anderson Cooper saying he did a great job on the Gannon interview and ask him to keep covering the story as well as other aspects of Bush's propaganda efforts (e.g., suggest he have Frank Rich on his show or someone you like from Air America).http://www.cnn.com/feedback/form...ms/form4.html? 5

5) Keep this post kicked so a lot of people do these things -- and maybe e-mail this to your friends so they do them, too.Hundreds of people contacting the media can have an impact -- it's better to do something than nothing....