Friday, May 09, 2008

Holy Similarity, Batman!

Riddle me this. What's the difference between Bush supporters and most Obama supporters today (at least the ones who comment on blogs)?

Me: I don't support going into Iraq
Neocon: You aren't patriotic

Me: I don't support Senator Obama
Obama Supporter (OS) You aren't a democrat

Me: I support Al Gore because he is smart, capable and experienced
Neo: I want to have a beer with George Bush

Me: I support Hillary Clinton because she is smart, capable and experienced
OS: Obama gives me hope!

Me: I want to know about Bush and his national guard service
Neo: Liberal Media Liberal Media Liberal Media Dan Rather is a jerk

Me: I want to know more about Obama's connections with Ayers, Rezko and Wright
OS: No more debates. He's answered the question! Charlie Gibson is a jerk

Me: The press is in the tank for Bush and won't vet him
Neo: Al Gore created the interets

Me: The press is in the tank for Obama and won't vet him
OS: White Water, Monica, Travelgate

Me: I think it's disgusting that Bush called a reporter an asshole
Neo: He is!

Me: I think it's disgusting that Randi Rhodes called Senator Clinton a "fucking whore"
OS: She is!

Me: I want all the votes in Florida counted
Neo: Bush won!

Me: I want all the votes in Florida counted
OS: They broke the rules!

Add any answers that you wish.

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posted by Lynne in Lakeland at Friday, May 09, 2008 PERMALINK  

Saturday, January 13, 2007

Speaking of Dr. King and David Beckham..hmmm, interesting.

So it seems there is this game they play in my home town called "soccer". Hmmm. Curious. Though I love the gigantic mess that is L.A....
(But I AM a lefty on a jihad against the word "diversity" - which REALLY means "mediocrity" by almost everyone who says it. Try this thought game gentle reader: the next time you see some over baked 60's leftover ramble on about "diversity" replace "diversity" with "mediocrity" and the real meaning of the diatribe will emerge. Sort of like when GOPs talk about W's "leadership" they really mean "panic driven belligerence". In fact, GOPs say the opposite of what they mean so much it is a game for them. Also - "diversity" is actually NOT what Dr. King's I Have a Dream speech was about- at all, the speech imagined a colorful but essentially homogeneous culture.
We libs say the buzzword "diversity" so much it is now meaningless. Like my all time favorite nonsense phrase that the media could not stop repeating "Saddam's elite Republican Guard" a group soon proven to actually be "the part of Saddam's lame army that got better food". But the media peeps could not stop themselves from saying "elite"....hmmmm....I wonder why?)

...I do not know this game "soccer". I know there is a Staples Center - but now I come to find out that there is also a Home Depot Center in Los Angeles - but one cannot buy office supplies or caulk at either "center". And there is this bloke that every one on earth knows that plays this mystery game and he is married to a "spice" girl. Hmmm. What are these spice girls? Are they assistants to sous chefs? Who is David Beckham? Will Arnold's health plan cover him? What is this game "soccer" and why does it have so many moms? Is Candy spelling? Or just guessing at words...I love L.A.
And excessive use of "quotes".

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posted by John: south of Melrose at Saturday, January 13, 2007 PERMALINK  

Thursday, January 11, 2007

Dodd is a good man.

Stepping back from the Bushcheney monster's apocalypse party for a moment - let me just say I think Chris Dodd would make a damn good President. I am glad he is running. If he hires the right people he is going to make some noise in the primaries.

And remember kids: Bush created the war with Iraq for no good reason. Bush
approved the idiotic strategy that any bone head with a Risk game could
have figured out would fail. Bush lost the war in Iraq. No one else.
Liberals were right all along. As usual.
I think we should increase troops level by two: Jenna and Barbara.

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posted by John: south of Melrose at Thursday, January 11, 2007 PERMALINK  

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Bush and Arnold

Okay we all know Bush is a dangerous moron. He is probably going to send America over the edge with his stupidity. Until there are massive rallies in the streets of America against Bush's escalation of his "war for his EGO” the whole thing has become redundant. He will do what he wants. No one will stop him. Things will get worse. and on and on.

He is going to "apologize" for his lazy ass dumb ass, lethal, expensive, foolish policy so far. George, start with Cindy Sheehan, asshole.
It is too late, bud. You should have listend to the Liberals a long time ago. BUSH, YOUR JUDGEMENT IS FLAWED. WE CANNOT TRUST YOU - IT IS TOO DANGEROUS FOR US TO TRUST YOU. RESIGN NOW.

However all is not lost for us on the Left Coast: Arnold, as I predicted years ago, is governing to the Left of the man he ousted. Let the California secession movement begin! We, like Islam in the Dark Ages, will preserve all that was once great about Western Civilization that BGC (Bush, Greed, and Corporations) have destroyed.
But first we Californians must build a wall along our border with Nevada and Arizona to ensure that the hordes of Red Staters don't try to enter our homeland after the utter destruction of the U.S. is completed by Bush.

CALIFORNIA SECEDE!!!!

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posted by John: south of Melrose at Wednesday, January 10, 2007 PERMALINK