Liberal Rapture

All the People the Lord Did Not Knew

From Axelrod's Letter to the Arugulas

Chapter 6
Verse 66

And the leader of The Church of Our Lady Of Perpetual Resentment
went out to the land of the Weasels
for to speak at the Weasel's press club,
For he was Wright.
And Wright spoke freely to the Weasels
of the darkness in his heart
For he loved his resentments
And chewed on them like a never ending delicious Porterhouse Steak.
His resentments were good
and brought him riches from the tribe of Victims who tithed to him.

Wright spoke as one stricken in the brain.
Because he was stricken in the brain.

The Lord Obama had heard his mentor rail against The Man many times.
And the Lord Obama was pleased with what he heard.
And the Lord Obama tithed to the Wright.
For the Lord Obama was secretly in agreement.
(Plus he needed the votes of the Victims)

And a fear went out to the Ax
And the (el) Rod.
For now the masses knew the Lord's mentor
was a nut jobeth.

So the Lord went to the masses
And the Lord said:
This is not the Wright I knew.
And my beloved grandma was a racist.
Neener neener. Infinity.

The Masses, led by Bug Eyed Olbermann, were well pleased.

In those does Fitzgerald returned to the land of the Cubs.
For he intended to make the corrupt ones to squeal.
and the great corrupt one Rezko was defeated.

But a fear went up in the Land of the Lord's Machine
For Rezko was his friend and did maketh him a sweet deal
on the Lord's crib-eth.
Rezko and Lord Obama were friends of many years.

So the Lord went to the masses
and said:
This is not the Rezko I knew.
And my Beloved Grandma who raised my ass-eth
said a mean thing one day when I was little.
So shut -up.
Neener, Neener.
Double Infineity.

And the masses, lead by Christopher of the tingling leg, were well pleased
and went back to sleep.

Then the Fox reported that the Lord's friend Ayres
did bomb the building of many sides in the olden times.

And the Lord said:
This is not the Ayres I knew.
And
My grandma was a racist.
And she hurt my feelings.
Neener
Double infinity with whipped cream on top.

And the masses, led by Saint Marko of the Cheetos Bog, went back to sleep.

And the Lord's wife insulted the White Tribe
And the masses did wonder - What manner of wife is this?

And the Lord said:
This is not the Wife I knew.
My grandma was White
etc. etc.
respect my authori- tay!

And the underside of the bus did runneth over.

Later, the Lord went out back to sneaketh a smoke.

The Word of the Lord.

Thursday, June 05, 2008

A reading from the Obama Scriptures for June 5, 2008.